End Of Season Footnote

The Players Of The Year have now been voted for, whilst the aftermath of Saturday night continues to emerge. Apparently Peter had to be helped out of the loo and into a taxi in an embarrassing state of undress, leaving Sue to shield her eyes before proceeding to swill out the gents. Elliott appears to have lost his favourite Hollister hoodie, and two possible explanations are that Peter was given it as he had thrown up over his own clothes, or it appeared in the legendary S.F. Morten’s suitcase that is now in Belgium.

The gas for the paella burner has now been acquired, and guess who was in the shop at the time? No, not Peter wearing Elliott’s hoodie, it was none other than Shane Ward. And for those of you asking “who?” Ive no idea.