A quiet week

No juniors on Monday because of the England match, no juniors on Wednesday as its a bye week, no juniors on Thursday as we lost in the cup on a coin toss last week, and no juniors on Friday as its football presentation night. So the only thing I have to look out for are cry offs for the rain threatened weekend and abusive Facebook posts from Crompton. And on the subject of Crompton, the Whaley Bridge broadband providers are bracing themselves for a surge in activity as the one time sex pest (and leopards NEVER change their spots, do they Darren?) is once again a single man.