Some Things I Dont Understand

How can our under 15s be playing at home on Monday June 4th when its six a side day?

How can a bowler suddenly stop at the moment of delivery as a fly got in his eye?

How come UHT milk tastes awful and yet we can’t get enough of it?

How come Maxwell House coffee is so popular?

Where have all of the junior teams gone?

How can I possibly cook a huge paella on cup day and transport it to the Sheps?

How can people not understand the concept of the bonus ball?

Oh yes, and the bowler mentioned above, how can he possible dive a full five yards from the ball and hope to stop it?

Maybe its just the sun!