A Right Royal Cock Up

Its Royal Wedding day and my intention was to go up to the ground to do ground duty and restock the shop. The groundsman sent me a hilarious text with a list of jobs that would take until September to complete, I suppose the point being how much admirable work he puts in, but in actual fact most of my time is likely to be spent searching for players. We picked 2 players who have cried off, and 2 AN Others who are not available. So far we’ve got one replacement so we are three men down. Update later!

On top of all that I’ve been bombarded with league emails threatening fines for non compliance! 

Having said that the new statistician seems very organised – and that should give me a chance to look at our list of registered payers – it may throw up one or two surprises that I can get to play at the weekend!